We Hurl So That You Don’t Have To

Welcome to flicksthatmakemesick, a website that dares to expose the stomach-churning threat of movies that are filmed by indie director/sadists with hand-held cameras who believe their artistic vision is more important than the tooth enamel of the people who pay to see their films. Continue reading

Black Swan

I’ve been dreading Black Swan. Oh, I couldn’t wait to see it—a psycho sexual ballet movie? That’s three of my favorite things all in one film! I’ve been a fan of Natalie Portman since she bonded with the French hitman in The Professional. So when details first started filtering out about the movie, it sounded great. But then I heard the director was Darren Aronofsky, he of The Wrestler fame, with all of its’ jittery camera work and grainy film effects. It made you feel like you were right there getting slammed into the mat with Mickey Rourke. Actually, I felt exactly like that after I saw the movie. That one not only made my stomach churn but my head ache as well. It’s hard to appreciate what is a really good film when it has this effect on you—or maybe it was having to watch Mickey Rourke’s face after remembering what he looked like in Diner. Continue reading

The Bourne Supremacy

Ah, the #2 Bourne movie. Although there were a number of films floating around that used the shaky-cam effect before the sequel to The Bourne Identity was released in 2004, this is the one where people really started to notice. Specifically, when complete strangers started throwing up on their shoes. Continue reading